Math & Statistics Fun ENG
Statistics jokes:
- All statisticians are mean!
- I have a statistics joke, but it's not significant
- I have a math joke, but it's not definite in this domain
- I don't have a joke and it's alternative hypothesis!
- Two statisticians were out shooting rabbits. They had identical weapons, they both saw the rabbit at the exact same moment, both fired simultaneously. One shot 6 inches in front of the rabbit and one 6 inches behind the rabbit. They shook hands and said simultaneously " We got it!".
- I have a statistics joke, but it's above AVERAGE to understand
- Why can't statistician's drive? Because they always end up using the median.
- These jokes are so average!
- All econometricians are predictive!
- I would have a significant statistics joke, but it has no power
- I am not in the mode to hypothesise this median joke
- I have a data joke but it's private to share
- All these statistics jokes are too random!
- Statisticians always go with the bandwagon. We hate unpopular things (outliers).
- All deviations are standard
- There is not enough evidence to conclude that I have a joke
- On average you may be right, but don't chase your tail
- What is your level of significance for the joke? 95%?
- I have a statistics joke too, but you would say it's hypothetical
- I have a statistics joke, but I first need to test it
- I am not in interpretation 'mode'
- If Normal distribution were really normal it would settle down somewhere and would never get distributed from minus infinity to infinity.
Math jokes:
- I have a trigonometric joke, but it'll go off as a tangent
- I have an algebra joke, but it's unknown
- I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't add up
- I have a real joke, but it is complex
- I have a math joke, but it doesn't count
- I have a math joke, but I cannot recount it...
- I have mathematics joke, but it may be irrational
- I had a math joke, but I could't figure it out
- I have a math joke, but it's too negative
- Most math jokes are funny but some just don't add up
- I have a mathematician friend who hates negative numbers. He will stop at nothing to avoid them
A way to remember the first seven digits of pi
The Math Dance
Math Symbols of Love
A Math Proof that "Woman = Problems"
Right skewed vs Left skewed vs Normal Distribution
Math skills vs Stages of Life
The statistician and the Principal investigator
A guy is flying in a hot air balloon and he's lost.
So he lowers himself over a field and shouts to a guy on the ground:
"Can you tell me where I am, and which way I'm headed?"
"Sure! You're at 43 degrees, 12 minutes, 21.2 seconds north; 123 degrees, 8 minutes, 12.8 seconds west. You're at 212 meters above sea level. Right now, you're hovering, but on your way in here you were at a speed of 1.83 meters per second at 1.929 radians" "Thanks! By the way, are you a statistician?"
"I am! But how did you know?"
"Everything you've told me is completely accurate; you gave me more detail than I needed, and you told me in such a way that it's no use to me at all!"
"Dang! By the way, are you a principal investigator?"
"Geeze! How'd you know that????"
"You don't know where you are, you don't know where you're going. You got where you are by blowing hot air, you start asking questions after you get into trouble, and you're in exactly the same spot you were a few minutes ago, but now, somehow, it's my fault!